December 15, 2009

Maybe he decorated them for you

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  1. No. Absolutely not. Clearly those are magic balls. Treasure them.

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  2. Yes. He was cheating with a magical vampire named Edward Cullen. I'd watch where you release your man and his magic balls.

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  3. EDWARD CULLEN ^^^^ nice xD lmao

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  4. it depends on if they were also sticky...like lip gloss sticky...i sure would be watching him more closely..

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  5. maybe he is just gay. that and glitter is the herpes of craft supplies so...

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  6. Maybe he's always wanted disco balls.

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  7. ^^^

    That'd bring a whole new meaning to Lady Gaga's "disco stick" bit, wouldn't it?

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  8. Ya, he's cheating. And it's either a 13 year old girl that still actually uses glitter, or a drag queen. Either way, I'd start hunting for an upgrade in man if I were you.

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  9. Maybe it just rubbed off of your eye when he was smearing his man junk all over your face.

    I dunno, seems possible.

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  10. He is obviously a vampire. You are as lucky as Bella and you should treasure this man forever...

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  11. Or maybe he just wants to create a dicso down there... So you can ride ride ride!!!

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  12. yeah. he butt fucked edward cullen.

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