No. Absolutely not. Clearly those are magic balls. Treasure them.
Yes. He was cheating with a magical vampire named Edward Cullen. I'd watch where you release your man and his magic balls.
EDWARD CULLEN ^^^^ nice xD lmao
it depends on if they were also sticky...like lip gloss sticky...i sure would be watching him more closely..
maybe he is just gay. that and glitter is the herpes of craft supplies so...
Maybe he's always wanted disco balls.
^^^That'd bring a whole new meaning to Lady Gaga's "disco stick" bit, wouldn't it?
Ya, he's cheating. And it's either a 13 year old girl that still actually uses glitter, or a drag queen. Either way, I'd start hunting for an upgrade in man if I were you.
Maybe it just rubbed off of your eye when he was smearing his man junk all over your face.I dunno, seems possible.
He is obviously a vampire. You are as lucky as Bella and you should treasure this man forever...
Or maybe he just wants to create a dicso down there... So you can ride ride ride!!!
No. Absolutely not. Clearly those are magic balls. Treasure them.
ReplyDeleteYes. He was cheating with a magical vampire named Edward Cullen. I'd watch where you release your man and his magic balls.
ReplyDeleteEDWARD CULLEN ^^^^ nice xD lmao
ReplyDeleteit depends on if they were also sticky...like lip gloss sticky...i sure would be watching him more closely..
ReplyDeletemaybe he is just gay. that and glitter is the herpes of craft supplies so...
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's always wanted disco balls.
ReplyDelete^^^
ReplyDeleteThat'd bring a whole new meaning to Lady Gaga's "disco stick" bit, wouldn't it?
Ya, he's cheating. And it's either a 13 year old girl that still actually uses glitter, or a drag queen. Either way, I'd start hunting for an upgrade in man if I were you.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it just rubbed off of your eye when he was smearing his man junk all over your face.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, seems possible.
He is obviously a vampire. You are as lucky as Bella and you should treasure this man forever...
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he just wants to create a dicso down there... So you can ride ride ride!!!
ReplyDelete