December 30, 2009

He drinks it

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11 comments:

  1. He has a heart attack and dies. Then, to the discord of the rest of the imaginary Twilight world, comes back to life to piss them all off.

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  2. What is creepy to us is like a Fondue Fountain to a homosexual vampire.

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  3. What's interesting is that this is a really common question. I do kind of wonder sometimes. I mean, if Jasper can't stand Bella having a tiny little paper cut, what the HELL goes on for a whole week of that . . . ?

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  4. how about, who the f*** cares? he's not real for godsakes.

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  5. Some ppl made i vid about that. Bella uses Vampax tampons! infused w/ garlic lol

    for real though stephanie meyer said that its "dead blood" and they cant smell it

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  6. Shane dawson already thought of that in october. Nice try though

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  7. considering all the other realistic aspects of twilight it only makes sense...

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  8. Good thing Edward's not real. Bella and her bleeding vagina will be O.K.

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  9. Jeez, go on Stephenie Meyer's website. She already explained it.

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  10. he drinks the blood bleeding from her vagina cause hes a vampire

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  11. HOLYFUCKINGSHIT! What the hell does Stephenie Meyer know about vampires?

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