I thought only fucked up people like this existed in movies...
That is one fucked up woman. Good lord, I love how she's totally fine with the fact that her husband has a "male lover". Good god, what is this lady doing? Haha, and her question is hysterical. No, you can't use a tampon on a guy... I'm pretty sure that would not work.
HAHA. i never thought that i would find a couples whose main concern was whether or not the man would get semen stains on his girlfriends panties while taking it in the butt. oh wow oh wow. haha
Just have him sit on the shitter & fart, it'll shoot out. It doesn't sound like he needs anything else up his ass.
wouldn't he take off the panties any way?idiotsss...!
Ummmm dont share the same panties! Wtf??
seriously, don't share your panties. he can buy his own.
or here's a thought, TAKE A SHOWER!