the title made me cringe
hmmm....pencil sharpener :)
well someones about to have a bad day
A meat cleaver and a steady hand.
Potato peeler worked for me
those scissors that make cool edges when you cut stuff.
just slam it in a door...
Im sorry mate...
hmm... try a scissor and some razor blades :D oh, and that will lessen you chances for you and your g/f to "do it"
Ive tried all of these!!! The only one that really works is a monkey, a hammer, a chisel, and some battery acid... try it, it works ;D