How angry will...

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He drinks it

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The Twilight Effect

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Kids these days

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Bare bottom birthday spanking

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Learn to spell first

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Calm down Fran

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A baby question

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Bottles it up for a naughty person's stocking

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It's because you are a virgin

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When heaven gives backstage passes

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A snow equality question

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That would be considered masturbation

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WTF

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Now is a good time. Check your local library, they probably have lots of good books you can show him.

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You're an actress

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Yes, you did "insult" her and perhaps you should take some "slimfast" yourself

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You sure you weren't having a bit too much fun with the controller itself?

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It's called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

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And the first thing you do is go on Yahoo Answers

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Sperm and egg do not worry about what race you are

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I'm not sure if you should be concerned or flattered

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A cheese grater

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Please tell me that it was not used

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Maybe he decorated them for you

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And just how are these related?

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They aren't balloons

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Too much information

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Just swallow it, I'm sure that will get you pregnant

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I'd say go get another drink cause you might be ugly on the inside

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Set a picture of your face as your background

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I guess that you don't have to be smart in order to breed

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Don't worry, Uranus will never get you pregnant.

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Just make sure you stretch before starting, you don’t want to pull something

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Because it's begging for antibiotics

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You can sue your momma for raising such an idiot

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The usual tools are knives and stuff

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Work is called work for a reason because you... WORK

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Never thought about it this way before

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Look at the answer

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The last thing I would be concerned about would be the dirty clothes

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That's how they are knitted

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Not the intended use of pringles

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Next time don't worry about your eyesight and focus on food that's good for your brain

Found by Ben
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Honey, horse riding and wearing braces are completely different things

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Yes, vomiting tones your vocal cords

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It's called loving your baby no matter what

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Pop goes the weasel

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You're on the internet dumbo

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This is what Twilight does to you

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