February 18, 2010

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16 comments:

  1. That poor man. :( I honestly feel bad for him, it's like he's been brainwashed or something. Who thinks accidentally touching someone requires turning themselves into the police?! Especially when that someone is their fiancee!

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  2. Fucking christian dumbasses. He should go to jail for being such a moron.

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  3. lol i think this is an anti-christian marriage joke. good one, so true

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  4. p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pansy!

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  5. "Fucking christian dumbasses. He should go to jail for being such a moron."

    Eh, hopefully you don't think all Christians are morons. I'm not one myself, but it seems stereotypical (and not to mention arrogant) to believe that a specific group of individuals are stupid.

    As for the question, this man needs help. :\

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  6. Geez . . . you know, I can respect another's religious beliefs, but there's a limit when someone is brainwashed all their life and can't handle sex (or anything) healthily.

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  7. i say he should turn himself in lol

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  8. HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF.....dang, yo. feel sorry for that guy.

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  9. Please don't breed. We don't need anymore mindless zombies like yourself walking the planet.

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  10. Most of society, myself included, do not subscribe to this orthodox and some would say extreme form of christian doctrine.
    In fact, most of society would find this level of concern ludicrous.
    Now the initial question is within what an othodox sect of a fairly accepted base religion dictates.
    Should he turn himself into the police? Someone's church (conveniently) forgot to explain that the laws of Rome and the laws of God are not always the same, and the latter are not enforced by the police.
    I so hate when churches twist even the bible in a push to make their sect stupid.

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  11. Gotta be a Mormon

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