February 7, 2010

Age Gap Fail

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21 comments:

  1. ... thats a bit creepy... a 46 and a 14 year old... pedophile *cough *cough

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  2. Okay I can understand an age gap 15 years or less but 29 year apart, are you crazy?

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  3. wait... so this guy's been 46 for three years already?

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  4. "mommy why is dady wrinkly and your not?"

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  5. Oookay, I'm curious as to how this girl manages to remain on honor roll, as she's clearly not all that bright.

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  6. "... thats a bit creepy... a 46 and a 14 year old... pedophile *cough *cough"

    Good people of Lamehoo, this was the first comment.

    I would like to take this opportunity to educate you on some terminology that I am aware of. You see, generally speaking, 14 years old is an age that most children have started going through puberty. As you can probably guess, this means they are no longer prepubescent, the kind of thing that pedophiles are attracted to.

    "But Mr. Anonymous poster," you may ask. "If we cannot call these individuals who are sexually attracted to pubescent girls pedophiles, what should we call them?"

    Well fellow Internet-goer, you're in luck. There is a name for that. For you see, these people are called "ephebophiles." They generally go for girls that aren't prepubescent but are still underage. I hope that this has helped you out and I ask that you pass on this teaching to your fellow Internet-goers, telling them, "You know, I learned something today."

    That said, does that make this right? Of course not, this is still fucking creepy.

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  7. If you check the answers to the questions, some are funny too.

    this reminds me of Monica and Richard on FRIENDS.

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  8. "Hi, why don't you take a seat over there?"

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  9. jesus christ. you might love him, but i have to agree that he is a ephebophile. it is, simply, in all senses WRONG for a man of that age to look at a girl of your age with more than fatherly love, and you must accept the fact that he doesnt love you in the SAME way, and that you will find someone a little more age-appropriate that you will love just as much if not much, much more. he is, afterall your first love, no? so you dont really have the life experience to know what you're getting yourself into. experience the world love, its got a LOT more to offer.

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  10. HAHA has no one noticed the fact that she said he was 46 when she was 17 AND 14??

    what has she just been switching everytime they get a year older or what?? This just screams 'joke' but the fact that she actually defended herself on the original one says otherwise, she's not on the honor roll, anyone would have noticed that mistake a mile away LOL

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  11. She asked for how to tell her parents, not judgement.

    If she loves him and he loves her, stay out of their fucking business.

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  12. To all the people thinking; 'That's nasty, there's a twenty-nine year age gap between the two.' or 'By the time she's 46, he'll be... well, I don't want to do the math in my head, and I'm too lazy to go get a calculater, but I'm going to make a guess and say 'old'', you're all forgeting that she's going out witht he man that doesn't age, or at the very least ages at a much slower rate than the average human being does, and as such is the case by the time she's 46, he'll be somewhere between 46-55, depending on whether he doesn't age, or just ages at a slower rate than the rest of us do.

    Science. It works. Math, too.

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  13. I'm okay with a 15 year age gap... but this is just... way too much. The man obviously has something wrong with him, and the girl too. Jesus Christ.

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  14. Holy Shit. This just sounds so wrong. Honor Roll? I think not!

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  15. Someone call Chris Hansen!

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  16. hahahah u saying that Honor Roll? haha no way!! girl I know I'm not suppose to judge cuz I dont know u but I dont care what the matter with u??
    honey if u dont want to have sexual intercorses that much, u dont be with anybody cuz clearly he is not going to last much and a guys at ur proper age will be INCREDIBLY better comparing to the ephebophiles! and clearly he is not telling his age right or u just stupid and really crappy at math

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  17. I would like to take a moment to thank the individual who posted the ephebophiles explanation. Thank you, for brightening my day with your comments and also for renewing my faith within humanity that there are other people in the world who give a damn that the population seems to be somewhat akin to apes.

    Thank you once more.

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  18. guys, if you actually read it properly, she means that she's been dating a 46 year old guy since she was 14, as in the guy is 46 now. meaning he was 43 or whatever when they started. just read it again and you'll know what i mean. all in all, not good.

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  19. He is clearly taking advantage of that girl. They have been dating since she is 14 year olds. He doesn't need to meet her parents insted the police.

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