OH, you're 16? yeah that does help..
the guys name is "really smart guy" yep this proves he's smart
Obviously a joke
Wait, is this inspired by Yao Ming?
Oh... well... you're 16. That's okay. The kids can change their names later in life. :-)
YOU FAIL AS PARENT'S AND TEENAGER'S AS WELL. THE TRUTH HURTS, DEAL WITH IT IN ANOTHER WAY INSTEAD OF TAKING IT OUT ON YOUR KIDS IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVING ANY.
Just take a bunch of pots and pans and drop them on the floor, you will have your children's new names!