I'm pretty sure he should leave you if you're actually willing to break things over something so trivial o.o
Very Funny. You must marry los angeles plumber so that he deserves to be your perfect partner. Just kidding.
He does it because he cares about you..it's pretty obvious that you would shit on the closed seat if he didn't perform his act of love
just glue the seat down
Funny article. Just have a small talk with him and clearly explain the way you feel. I hope things will get sorted out between you two.