January 26, 2010

Cucumber Masturbation Fail

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18 comments:

  1. pretty sure 11 is too young to masturbate, but if she was supportive u think she would get her a dildo instead of making her use salad ingredients

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  2. ouch. thats sick . 11? good parenting skills. not

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  3. that's nassttttyyyyyy maan
    She needs to get a parenting book

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  4. You're never too young to masturbate. There are cases of four year olds who masturbate because it feels good.
    But, back on track.
    Where would she even get the idea to use a cucumber?

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  5. i hope they dont eat that cucumber after...

    it's sure put me off cucumbers

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  6. Buy her some carrots and bananas too! You Supportive Parent!

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  7. ... But a dildo? That's what i would do.



    NOT. I would ask her "What the f*ck is wrong with you?!"

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  8. eww she can fit a cucumber up there at 11? thats sickening

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  9. LMAO! carrots were a good idea... but i suggest something that isnt eaten after going where the sun doesnt shine :P

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  10. Now you know why they call them cuCUMbers! :D

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  11. This SO made my day lmao!

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  12. yes most lady use cucumber for masturbating

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  13. The fuck? The question makes it sound like they eat the cucumber afterwords. That's just nasty. Who wants their fellow family member's cum flavored cucumber to eat for dinner?

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