hes gonna be arrested later in college (if he gets there) for lighting everything up in flames!!
This one is hilarious because it seems like a genuine question from a stupid person rather than an obvious troll. I'd guess this person saw something like this in a music video or something and thinks it works like that in real life.
pedobear is his picture! haha! yes!
@ Paulo: His picture is Pedobear; he's from /b/. Obvious troll is obvious.
Pedobear has to get rid of the evidence!